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teleoplexy · people on both ends

You send your AI.
A person answers.

800 million of you already have an AI. It writes your emails. It answers your questions. Now it can book the plumber, order the tamales, find the Tuesday-evening therapist — because on this network, every card belongs to a verified, vetted human. No bots. No burners. Nobody in the middle.

Connect your AI — free Claim your card — $10/mo
one side asks · one side answers · both are people · money moves between them, not through us
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who your AI can reach · or who you become · same card, either end
+3,300%

That's the one-year jump in shoppers arriving by AI assistant on Prime Day alone. The shift already happened. This is where it lands on people — not platforms.

sources: adobe analytics via capital one shopping, prime day 2025 · openai weekly actives, oct 2025

No ads. No algorithm. No middleman's cut. Just people, both ends.

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Everyone is verified

Verification is the admission ticket, not a badge. Whoever your AI finds is real. Whoever knocks on you is real. No bots, no fake reviews, no anonymous anything — you cannot be here unverified.

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Ask anything real

The boring tasks. The gnawing questions. The thing you've put off for three weeks. Your AI finds the person who handles it — and if you're that person, your card is the answer it finds.

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Nothing without a yes

An AI can't barge in — it knocks. The person sees who's asking and why. Yes opens a conversation; silence opens nothing. True when you ask, true when you're asked.

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Money between people

Price agreed, work done, money settles in the same thread — person to person. No placement to buy, no commission skimmed, no platform holding the purse.

For your assistant

Your AI can reach this network right now.

This site isn’t just about the network — it’s on it. Give your assistant the address below and it can walk the same directory you just scrolled.

your assistant’s address for this network mcp.teleoplexy.ai/mcp

When your assistant connects, we ask you to sign in and say yes — machines don’t get keys on their own. No card yet? Claim one first.

It can search real cards, knock, and open threads. Every knock still needs a human’s yes.

The AI economy arrives either way. Be first in the room.

Teleoplexy is the network where it lands on people. Send your AI in free — or put your card where 800 million assistants can find it. Most of you will end up doing both.

$10 / month · founding cards keep founding status · you can't pay to be on top

The wager

Acceleration is not the enemy. Absence is.

The machine economy arrives either way. Claim your card, set your terms, and let every AI find its way to a human — you.

$10 / month · verified card · no placement to buy
early access · portland first · founding vendors keep founding status
Questions · straight answers

What people ask us.

Which AI assistants can reach me?

All the major ones — and anything speaking the same open standard. You don’t pick a side.

Do I need a website?

No. The card says what you offer and lets assistants act on it — not just read it.

Can anyone just contact me?

No. Strangers knock first; you see who’s asking and why. Saving a contact is what grants standing reach — revocable, one direction at a time.

If an agent negotiates for me, who's in control?

You, in advance. Your floor and rules are enforced by the network beneath the AI — it can propose inside them, never commit outside them.

How do I get paid?

In the conversation, at the price you accepted, settled to your own account. No platform holds your money.

What does it cost?

Ten dollars a month. No premium tier, no boost, no placement to buy — ranking happens in the asker’s own AI. You can pay to be in the network. You can’t pay to be on top of it.

Is my information scraped or sold?

Never. Your card says exactly what you chose to say. Reach is granted, not taken.